Sunday, September 25, 2011
The Lineup: Some teen dude with sideburns, some Latina chick, some white blond dude, some white blonde girl, and two brunettes.
Fart Factor: Pretty high. About a 7.9. Dude's like, what? Latina chicks like, ah no you di-in't! Blond dude's like, huh? Blonde chick's like, my fingers are on fire, but did somebody just drop major ass here in the woods? And the two brunette Kardashian-wannabes are all like, bitch, you better fess up.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Latina chick! Ay, chihuahua!
Friday, July 8, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Here's an old movie, but let's play anyway:
The Lineup: Some guy I've never seen before and some woman I've never heard of. Just kidding! It's the most famous bachelor on the planet, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas Sheen!
Fart Factor: A solid (or gaseous?) 8 out of 10. Clooney is both accusatory and guilty-looking. But Zeta Jones appears that she pointed her ass his way.
Most Likely Fart Factor: Sean Penn. He volunteered.