Swamp (G)ass

The Lineup: Tommy Lee Jones, John Goodman, and I think that's a black guy(?) in the marshes.

Fart Factor: 8.1 out of 10. Two veteran actors who once bonded over wearing chains around their necks now scowl at each other with flared nostrils and damaged egos. (Or is it flared egos and damaged nostrils?) Meanwhile, Robert Downey Jr. in blackface wades up to his nuts in smelly slime.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Mary Steenburgen. She had a burrito for lunch.

Swamp Gas

The Lineup: (from left) Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, and Nobody. And a tagline that bubbles up to the surface.

Fart Factor: A+. First dude is really pissed about it. Second dude is still taking in a whiff. The first two girls are daydreaming about a fart-free Louisiana, and the third girl wishes she hung out with Seniors for a change.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Guy #2. He's kind of proud about it.