The lineup: The very emo cast of the upcoming "Twilight," which might either be a TV series I won't watch or a feature film I won't watch.
Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. Lots of awful, Evanescence-like poetry will be written from this. Emo Pippi Longstocking plays coy. Jock emo dude (there IS such a thing!) acts defiantly nonchalant. The chick from "Panic Room" squirms in discomfort as her bedheaded beau moodily tries to restrain her (and himself). Blonde goth looks on with dead eyes, and severely bedheaded goth "I like you only as a friend" dude wonders where the nearest Hot Topic is. And a heavy gray cloud lingers over their hearts like cobwebs on my dreams.
Most likely fart suspect: Life.
