STYNK.

The Lineup: What looks like TJ from "The Sopranos," Ryan Phillippe, and the chick from that one 007 movie. And a ray of sunshine lights up the methane.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Tony Junior isn't sure if he should bring it up. Ryan Phillippe just hopes the odor doesn't get absorbed by his goatee, and Eva Green could care less if anyone heard it. Got a cigarette?

Most Likely Fart Factor: Follow the sunlight; it's pointing at TJ. Yeah, you!

A sour note.

The Lineup:
The high school band plays the fight song, while one member keys up smells in the key of gross.

Fart Factor:
6 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The guy in the back on the xylophone. He looks so sad! If only the sweet plinkety-plink of those keys could drown out his scent. The large redhead looks downright confused, or else is still enjoying the scent of discovery.

And look in the background: the referee even threw a flag!