The Lineup: NOT the girl from Six Feet Under, and possibly the guy from Smallville, but who gives a shit, really.
Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Red smells something. But Clark is playing oblivious. Luckily someone down below has taken it upon themselves to light a match.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Nora Roberts. That chick cranks farts out almost as frequently as her rag books.
