The Accusations Fly

The Lineup: Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, and a bunch of stage hands who don't realize they're in the shot.

Fart Factor: An intense 5.8 out of 10. Henry tries to rise above the cloud of suspicion, but Vera retreats into the fog as unnamed masses finger the flatulent.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Twist ending! This guy:

Did You Hear That?

The Lineup: Hannah Montana and a floating head with frosted tips.

Fart Factor: 7 out of 10. Miley Cyrus heard something loud, and it made her stop smiling for once. The floating head with frosted tips tries to hide behind the sun. And two miniature people hold on tight as the weeds are blown by the enormous ass-wind.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Since floating heads don't typically have anuses, we're going to have to go with Miley Cyrus here. Poot!

Unfortunately, a Closed Door Session.

The lineup: Your Rosenberg City Council. Standing L to R: Councilor James Hopkins, Councilor Joe Segura, Councilor Tom Suter, Councilor Dwayne Grigar. Seated L to R: Councilor Waline Sebesta, Mayor Joe Gurecky, Councilor Antonio Martinez.

Fart Factor: A Texas-sized 9 out of 10. Jimmy the Giant, "Short" Joe, T-Bone and Dwayne "The Lip" vote "aye" on the motion to adjourn. Waline the Praline knows something is afoot- or should we say, abutt. Mayor Joe tries to raise a point of order in the brouhaha, and Tony would rather not be recognized by the Chair. And from looking at those droopy flags, you just know the boardroom has poor ventilation.

Most likely fart suspect: Dwayne. He'll deny it every time, but it's always Dwayne.