The Lineup:2 ladies go grocery shopping, cut more than just coupons.
Fart Factor:
7 out of 10
Most Likely Fart Subject:
This "Who Farted Face Off" is a duel worthy of Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. Too bad grocery aisles aren't wide enough to allow for 10 paces prior to farting. Oh well. Notice how each suspect looks accusatory, yet smug about the whole thing. These ladies make it possible to shoot daggers from one's back, which I've henceforth never seen. The question in this case isn't "who farted?", it's more like "who farted BEST?" And the truth is, there really is no loser. They both did, and they're both OK with it.
