Showing posts with label 3D. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 3D. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Teen Fart!

One look at an ad for Gossip Girl will tell you all you need to know about the series: that white kids communicate via meaningful glances!


But in order for us to play "Who Farted" better, let's work with a bigger shot of the cast.


The lineup: Doe-eyed Rachel Bilson wannabe, high-cheekboned Boone-from-Lost wannabe, blonde chick whose cheek mole has been photoshopped out, dude with a seriously 3D looking leather jacket, Sniff Monster, and a pre-herpes Tara Reid.

Fart factor: 7 out of 10. Someone has seriously dropped ass amidst the hub-bub of Times Square, and it looks like the traffic is rushing in a blur to get out of there. The two on the left are intrigued, while the two on the far right bemusedly discuss their next step. Blondie tries to keep a straight face, but cop dude takes her downtown for questioning.

Most likely fart suspect: Blondie