Holocronic Diarrhea

Alternate Title: "Rumblebee"


The Lineup: Megan Fox, Shiaia LaBeoueuff, and several big piles of soda cans, all running from the hugest beef the desert has ever witnessed.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Sand clouds, light beams, and even scrap metal is flying everywhere because someone ate a seven layer burrito the night before.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Like anything from Michael Bay, it's hard to tell because it's all so jumbled.

Letting It Fly On the Back Nine.

The Lineup:

3 wealthy investment bankers cut out early, cut one often on the links. It's pretty obvious at first glance who the culprit is. I'm going to surmise that he's the CEO and he's used to this kind of gazing-in-awe from his underlings. They're damned proud. This man's farts are robust and powerful, yet organized. If they were a polo shirt, they'd be white and tucked in. OK, maybe brown and tucked in.

Fart Factor:

5 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Subject:

The guy on the left.