Letting It Fly On the Back Nine.

The Lineup:

3 wealthy investment bankers cut out early, cut one often on the links. It's pretty obvious at first glance who the culprit is. I'm going to surmise that he's the CEO and he's used to this kind of gazing-in-awe from his underlings. They're damned proud. This man's farts are robust and powerful, yet organized. If they were a polo shirt, they'd be white and tucked in. OK, maybe brown and tucked in.

Fart Factor:

5 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Subject:

The guy on the left.

Don't bow too low.

The lineup: You can read, can't you? Yoshio seems like the "face man" of the group, while Hisao looks like the financier of the corporation. And the plants in the background are wilting from a silent but deadly Gojira.

Fart Factor: 5 out of 10. A crack in Yoshio's demeanor betrays concern. Yoshio even shifts uncomfortably off his stool. Hisao, meanwhile, seems to be cheerful but wary.

Most likely fart suspect: Hisao. Just look at him! He's working on another one!