Showing posts with label French and Indian War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label French and Indian War. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Le Passé Gassé


Le Lineup: Deux hommes, une femme. Et l'odeur de la mort.

Le Factor de Fart: 8 sur 10. Les deux hommes se déclarent coupables, et la femme soupçonne la plus grande mec. Un paume d'or a été pendu pour dissiper la puanteur.

Probablement Suspect de Peté: Les sales Américains!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Why the Amber Grain Waves.


The lineup: Four of our nation's most famous and beloved presidents– George, Tommy, Teddy, and the one from the Rozerum commercials with the beaver. All four sit in an odd-shaped cloud of stink that would rot your wooden teeth. All wish they had arms to hold their huge noses.

Fart Factor: Surprisingly, 8 out of 10. George tries to keep a stiff upper lip. Thomas looks for concrete proof of the source of poot. Teddy remains stonefaced. And Abraham protects the back of his head.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: He cannot tell a lie.