Le Passé Gassé

Le Lineup: Deux hommes, une femme. Et l'odeur de la mort.

Le Factor de Fart: 8 sur 10. Les deux hommes se déclarent coupables, et la femme soupçonne la plus grande mec. Un paume d'or a été pendu pour dissiper la puanteur.

Probablement Suspect de Peté: Les sales Américains!

Unfortunate Album Cover of the Month

Extra bonus for the unfortunate album title.

This One's Too Easy

I mean, the title of the movie, the look on the kids' faces, even the tagline are all such softballs for this website. I mean, why not just call it "Farty Farthing and the Forty Fartsters" while you're at it?

If this blog were a lion, it would give this movie poster to its young so they can learn to hunt.

In Need of a Silencer.

The Lineup:

"Hitman," UK box office smash, featuring the protagonist and his piercing blue eyes, likely femme fatale with sideboob, and my that's a long gun.

Fart Factor:

9 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

The hitman. You can see the noxious stink fumes on his jacket. Plus, sideboob looks upset.

Breaking the Waves.

The lineup: Oh dear. This one is so convoluted and multi-directional, it takes a lighthouse to navigate through. But here goes:


Clockwise from left: Nazi square dancing with Jewish girl, youngster getting headlocked by the Russian from "Snatch," blonde who notices the tagline above her, calm brunette, and loving couple, courtesy of Getty Images.

Fart factor: 9.9999 out of 10. There's confusion and suspicion aplenty in the clouds and undertow– Jewish girl and youngster look very disappointed. Russki searches for the source with interest. Brunette enjoys the bouquet. The loving couple gaze at each other for answers.

Most likely fart suspect: Blondie might as well be whistling and twiddling her thumbs.