Showing posts with label Fuck Tha Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck Tha Police. Show all posts

Friday, May 23, 2008

Big Explosion Firefight Methane Bomb Excitement!


The lineup: From the middle to the side, Ryo, Kazuki, Moshi, Hasai, Fen Kro, oh what the hell, I don't know. You tell me. I don't watch this shit.

Fart Factor: 9 Trillion out of 10. Goshi looks angry, as does Doctor Foo with the pillbox hat. The tiny head of Kazza looks contemplative, whilst Bo-yan looks on with bloody bukakke on him. Josiah looks angry, as does Metaldo, Krigge, and Forontt. Parei looks angry, and so does Esou, Tsuranga, F-Makko, and Sedresso-68. The others, however, look angry.

Most likely Fart Suspect: That white one on the left. Look at his veins– he's pushing another one out right now! DUCK!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Sitting In the Back Pew.


The lineup: The always-pissed Ice Cube, the always-working- blue Katt Williams, and the always-making-that-smirk Tracy Morgan.

Fart Factor: 9.3 out of 10. The room is electric with accusation, insinuation, and fresh beef. Katt Williams wishes he weren't so short and close to the ground. Tracy gives a knowing look, telling someone to fess up. Ice Cube ain't havin' it.

Most likely fart suspect:
Not Katt. Not Tracy. But I'll be damned if I'm going to accuse someone who was known to have said

I'm meaner than a mutha-fucking hyena, chasing antelope
Put a chrome to your dome, watch it bust like a cantaloupe


Fuck it. YOU tell him.