Big Explosion Firefight Methane Bomb Excitement!

The lineup: From the middle to the side, Ryo, Kazuki, Moshi, Hasai, Fen Kro, oh what the hell, I don't know. You tell me. I don't watch this shit.

Fart Factor: 9 Trillion out of 10. Goshi looks angry, as does Doctor Foo with the pillbox hat. The tiny head of Kazza looks contemplative, whilst Bo-yan looks on with bloody bukakke on him. Josiah looks angry, as does Metaldo, Krigge, and Forontt. Parei looks angry, and so does Esou, Tsuranga, F-Makko, and Sedresso-68. The others, however, look angry.

Most likely Fart Suspect: That white one on the left. Look at his veins– he's pushing another one out right now! DUCK!

In Need of a Silencer.

The Lineup:

"Hitman," UK box office smash, featuring the protagonist and his piercing blue eyes, likely femme fatale with sideboob, and my that's a long gun.

Fart Factor:

9 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

The hitman. You can see the noxious stink fumes on his jacket. Plus, sideboob looks upset.