Unfortunate Magazine Cover of the Month

"Forgive Me, Father"

alternate title: He Who Farts In Church Must Sit In Pew


The Lineup: Oscar winners ahoy. They look good in black.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Philip Seymour Hoffman exudes guilt. Amy Adams seeths with innocence. Meryl Streep emotes with suspicion. And a dark cloud of methane and doubt hangs throughout.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Amy Adams! Yaaaay!!

The Shape of My Fart

(alternate titles: Unbreaking Wind, Tiger Beef Magazine, Climbing the Farts)

The lineup: The four Backstreet Boys who decided to reunite, minus the one that sort of looked like Daniel Day Lewis.

Fart Factor: A casual 5 out of 10. From left to right, (Editor's Note: I did NOT know these dudes' names and had to Wikipedia them) Brian Littrell maintains eye contact with the camera through the mist; Nick Carter wonders if the fart somehow affected his hair; Howie Dorough suspiciously plays the innocent; and I can't tell what A.J. McLean is thinking through all that shit on his face.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Brian Littrell always wanted his own solo release. And there it was.