Smells Like Hell.

The Lineup: Tom Hanks and a sea of men of the cloth, one of whom is grabbing his crotch (surprise, surprise).
Fart Factor: A weak 4 out of 10. Everyone knows priests fart in their frocks all the time, so locating the source would be as easy as grabbing any of them by the shoulder.
Most Likely Fart Factor: The priest who just passed by the foreground– you see how he opened up his robes? Jeez, somebody light some incense in here.

"Forgive Me, Father"

alternate title: He Who Farts In Church Must Sit In Pew


The Lineup: Oscar winners ahoy. They look good in black.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Philip Seymour Hoffman exudes guilt. Amy Adams seeths with innocence. Meryl Streep emotes with suspicion. And a dark cloud of methane and doubt hangs throughout.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Amy Adams! Yaaaay!!