Jazz Hands Will Help Waft It a Bit.

The lineup: YOUR UNLV Rebel Girls! Let's hear it, fellas! These girls have practiced their hearts out and kept their school spirit, just to be able to explode in front of you at halftime!

Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. All the spirit in the world wasn't enough to drive that terrible smell THAT-A-WAY. Some are checking their fresh pits for the source. Most have kept their pasted-on smiles throughout the ordeal.

Most likely Fart Suspect: Cassie, the dirty blonde. She's trying to ventriloquist that shit over to Brianne.

Subway Stink.

The Lineup:

Two multimillionaire sisters with a corporate empire, one actor with really bushy eyebrows. One is seemingly innocent, one is bug-eyed, Eugene is dying. I bet he looked like this often while on the set of American Pie with Seann William Scott, who probably farted so much it fogged Eugene's glasses.

Fart Factor:

8 out of 10

Most likely fart suspect:

Ashley. Or Mary-Kate. Whichever is on the left. Is she the one dating Lance Armstrong? Farting while biking is an interesting topic to be discussed at a later time.