Showing posts with label The Honda Insight Bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Honda Insight Bowl. Show all posts

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Rim-Rattling.

The Lineup: 
LSU Men's Basketball coach John Brady, Forward (and current NBA role player) Glen "Big Baby" Davis, and Guard Darrel Mitchell, who I know nothing about. A lot goes on here. Big Baby is shocked. John Brady crinkles his nose in triumph, while simultaneously demanding that players pull his finger. Darrel Mitchell tries to appear unassuming. 

Fart Factor:
5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
You would think that as a rule, Big Baby did it. While it could be argued that rather than being shocked, he's merely attempting to push out a rather large trouser rattler, it's not him. Coach Brady is too happy to be mid-push, and wouldn't be extending his finger offer if he had already let loose. 

Darrel with one "l" is attempting to be sly about it, but he's definitely to blame. Perhaps this is why he flamed out in the European League. Pun intended.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Sweet Smell of Victory.


The Lineup:
The open air of the sidelines becomes the perfect place to squeak out everything from last-second victories to post-half time crop dusters. It's immediately apparent who our culprit is, and it's not surprising: head coaches are often large men, men with the audacity to fart in the face of the backup quarterback. Further, this coaches' outlook on life becomes eminently less enjoyable when you're in a hot room for 3 hours reviewing film. 
If you look closely, you can see that the referee on the left is ready to throw a flag.

Fart Factor:
6 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Subject:
Coach.