Smells Like Dead Flesh

The Lineup: Sasha, Maggie Green, Glenn Rhee, Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes, Morgan Jones, Gabriel Stokes, Deanna Monroe, Aaron, Jessie Anderson, and Spencer Monroe (can you tell I watch the show?)

Fart Factor: A terrifying 8 out of 10. Two sides are accusing each other, while Rick either dares Morgan to fess up or accuse him. Morgan intensely avoids eye contact. Meanwhile, a brown cloud hangs over the entire neighborhood.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Maggie. She ate the last can of sardines, and let's just say it wasn't properly sealed.

Rim-Rattling.

The Lineup: 

LSU Men's Basketball coach John Brady, Forward (and current NBA role player) Glen "Big Baby" Davis, and Guard Darrel Mitchell, who I know nothing about. A lot goes on here. Big Baby is shocked. John Brady crinkles his nose in triumph, while simultaneously demanding that players pull his finger. Darrel Mitchell tries to appear unassuming. 

Fart Factor:

5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

You would think that as a rule, Big Baby did it. While it could be argued that rather than being shocked, he's merely attempting to push out a rather large trouser rattler, it's not him. Coach Brady is too happy to be mid-push, and wouldn't be extending his finger offer if he had already let loose. 

Darrel with one "l" is attempting to be sly about it, but he's definitely to blame. Perhaps this is why he flamed out in the European League. Pun intended.