Smells Rotten

The Lineup: Hellboy, Charlie from LOST, and 2 evil characters from a Dickens novel.

Fart Factor: A breezy 7 out of 10. Ron Perlman is caught at his least expressive, meaning he doesn't even smell the fart. Dominic Monaghan, however, is getting chest pains from inhaling. The left old coot suspects everyone else. The right old coot considers whipping his horse.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Left old coot. You can tell he's the one that farted because all the color went out of his face.

Silent But Deadly.

The lineup: Seven of the wives from the polygamist compound in Colorado. Right now, they're all sharing more than just a husband. And in just a few minutes from now, the air will give them all perms.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. Driven by fear and shame, these ladies turn to CNN's Larry King to sort out the source of the gas leak. Larry thanks the gods the interview is being conducted via satellite.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The one with the Zune.