Making The Stable Smell Worse

The Lineup: A big sister, a little sister, and a horse from "Ostwind (German for Windstorm)".

Fart Factor: A coltish 8 out of 10. Big sis thinks she knows who did it. Lil' sis thinks she knows who did it. And the horse just wants an apple.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The little sister dropped a megabomb that made the horse rear and buck.

An Incorrect Title.

The Lineup: HOLY CRAP, IT'S THE GUY FROM "SERENITY"...no, wait just some guy; HOLY CRAP, IT'S REESE WITHERSPOO...no, that's not her either; HOLY CRAP, IT'S BRAD P... shit, this movie is full of nobodies.

Fart Factor: High. 8 out of 10. The guy with the rope bracelet is saying, "You're not fooling anybody, Reese Witherspoon. The dude packing looks at the camera as if to say, "Can you believe she just farted in front of everybody?" And Reese Witherspoon lookalike is just glad the rupture didn't make her boobs fall out.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Since she never admitted to it, we're going to have to declare a mistrial here. Everyone is dismissed.