#31: Beef and Broccoli

The Lineup: The Japanese dude from Inception, John Cusack, the woman from Miami Vice, and Chow Yun-Fat. All looking like they're pissing on a city below.

Fart Factor: An intriguing 5.7 out of 10. Ken Watanabe arches an accusing eyebrow. John Cusack tries to get Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" out of his head, Li Gong bravely sits through the gas, and Chow Yun-Fat wishes he could backflip out of there.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Chow Yun-Fat. You could tell because the fart smelled hard boiled. Get it?

Someone's Lactose Intolerant.

Alternate title: HO HO HO Farted


The Lineup: Santa. Some elves. Some Martians. Oh yeah. And a robot. Zero sense.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Santa is clearly unjolly about whoever did it. There are stoic Martians and a huge honking robot in his house, and someone cutting a gyro isn't exactly making his life simpler. Santa's even rolled up his sleeves to get to the bottom of it.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Martian #3 to the right. He's trying to act natural, because Santa looks PISSED.