#31: Beef and Broccoli

The Lineup: The Japanese dude from Inception, John Cusack, the woman from Miami Vice, and Chow Yun-Fat. All looking like they're pissing on a city below.

Fart Factor: An intriguing 5.7 out of 10. Ken Watanabe arches an accusing eyebrow. John Cusack tries to get Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" out of his head, Li Gong bravely sits through the gas, and Chow Yun-Fat wishes he could backflip out of there.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Chow Yun-Fat. You could tell because the fart smelled hard boiled. Get it?

The Stink of Insoles

Fashion photography has been woefully under-represented on this blog. So today we explore the fart situation of the home page of Florsheim Shoes:


The Lineup: Christian Bale-ish, Girl who looks like a fucking alien, and a younger, thinner Donal Logue.

Fart Factor: A medium 7 out of 10. Christian Bale-ish thought he heard the train's air brakes; Girl with enormous head with wide-set eyes and no ears tries to hurry by the smell, and young Donal Logue regrets not bringing a coat on the long trip.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Girl with tiny neck that can barely support her gigantic skull

WFF--Freaky Friday (2003)

Overall Fart Factor: 9

Five-O Flatulence.

The Lineup:

Two of NY's finest on a quest for pickpockets, loitering, and seeing whose air biscuit can clear the sidewalk the fastest. And I think you can tell who's winning. Or can you? Upon closer inspection, it looks like the two of them may be letting one fly simultaneously. One thing's for sure, though: if you've ever asked yourself the question "what do donut farts smell like?", you can now rest assured that the answer is "bad."

Fart Factor:

7.5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Probably both of them, though one appears to have more cause for alarm than the other. He may have sharted.