Clear The Pool!

The lineup: (clockwise from top left) That guy, that other guy, that chick, and that guy.

Fart Factor: A perfect 10 out of 10. Guy 1 shoots it out with the grace of a swan. Guy 2 is enraptured by the thrill of release. The chick barrels forward with the power of her thighs, and the last guy makes it squeak so loud it whistles.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: EVERYONE.

Wake Me Up Inside.

Since we're on a Goth Rock tip here, let's keep it going another round.

The lineup: Behold– Evanescence. From left to right: I think it's the bassist, Amy Lee, I think it's the drummer, and I think it's the guitarist.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Bassist is mascarally startled at the bolt of thunder. Amy Lee is about to bring me to life. Drummer dude steels himself for the onslaught of stench. Guitarist stands greasily unawares of the oncoming terror about to unleash its shadow on the dark landscape of lost hope.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Amy. She's the leader– who's gonna stop her?