That Hissing Ain't a Snake.

The Lineup: Aaliyah and that dude whose name I always hear but wouldn't recognize on the street. Both caught up in a green world of moldy, steaming ass.

Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 1 for mystery.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: She rocked the boat.

Silent But Deadly.

The Lineup:

3 mime clowns (WTF) live it up, laugh it up, and stink it up while they rest their tired performing selves on colored boxes.

Fart Factor:

7 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

To identify our farting mime clown, one must examine clearly the various facial expressions expressed. The answer lies in the man in the middle, flanked on the sides by his compatriots who are clearly laughing uproariously. Conversely, the man in the middle isn't actually laughing at all, but punctuating his poot with a vocal confirmation. It's all fun and games until they realize that their fake noses are blocking their nasal passageways. Mime clown farts stick around awhile.