Matlock That Shit Down

The Lineup: Temu Jonathan Groff, Helmet Hair, Kathy Bates, and two people too insignificant to even mention.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. In the courtrooms of justice (redundant?), it is the job of attorneys to find the truth and represent it. Here a team that usually works together face off over a leaked brief. Main dude looks defensive. Playmobil snap-on hair appears to be a hostile witness. The peanut gallery seems lost but innocent. And Kathy Bates is looking directly at YOU and wants to call you up to the stand.

Most Likely Suspect: Let's just say somebody had too many Fried Green Tomatoes and dropped a Titanic fart that left her partners in Misery. Dolores Claiborne!

Oxygen Mask, Please

I don't know what it is about Star Trek or William Shatner, but they both end up on this fart blog a lot.

The Lineup: The great, legendary Shatner, and the gremlin from the classic "Twilight Zone" episode.

Fart Factor: 7 out of 10. Shatner is ashamed. Or repulsed. Or distraught. Or terrified. Or wistful. And the gremlin cannot believe Shatner farted.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

That Hissing Ain't a Snake.

The Lineup: Aaliyah and that dude whose name I always hear but wouldn't recognize on the street. Both caught up in a green world of moldy, steaming ass.

Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 1 for mystery.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: She rocked the boat.