Okay, Who Did It Really?

A TV show I wouldn't be surprised is already canceled has a poster that I don't understand but don't care enough to clarify. These are all older versions of the kids who killed another kid years ago or something? Yawn.

The Lineup: This guy looking right, that guy looking left, that other guy looking bored, that last guy who showed up late and had to stand in the back, and Winona Ryder doppelgänger wishing she were the one cast in "Stranger Things" instead. Plus a group photo of children who just dumped another kid's body.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. This guy challenges everyone else to accuse him of farting, That guy can't believe he's being challenged. That other guy hopes that didn't stain his last pair of clean underwear. That last guy is too far to smell whatever's going on, and the real Winona Ryder laughs as her doppelgänger stands in a cloud of warm butt. 

Most Likely Fart Suspect: BIG TWIST- it was the KIDS! The KIDS!

*Boring update: The Game of Silence iMDB page (yes, there really is one) says the show is "based on the true story of children (Ali Avcı, Metin Subaşı, Levent Hamurcu) who were sentenced in absentia to nine years in prison on the charge of stealing some baklava dessert in Gaziantep in 1997."

Breaking the Waves.

The lineup: Oh dear. This one is so convoluted and multi-directional, it takes a lighthouse to navigate through. But here goes:


Clockwise from left: Nazi square dancing with Jewish girl, youngster getting headlocked by the Russian from "Snatch," blonde who notices the tagline above her, calm brunette, and loving couple, courtesy of Getty Images.

Fart factor: 9.9999 out of 10. There's confusion and suspicion aplenty in the clouds and undertow– Jewish girl and youngster look very disappointed. Russki searches for the source with interest. Brunette enjoys the bouquet. The loving couple gaze at each other for answers.

Most likely fart suspect: Blondie might as well be whistling and twiddling her thumbs.