"Left Behind," Indeed

The Lineup: Nicolas Cage, Jordin Sparks, and the Nebraska City Theatre Players.

Fart Factor: An apocalyptic 8.4 out of 10. Jordin Sparks tries to wring the odor out of her keffiyeh. Blonde Girl 1 keeps it casual. Nicolas Cage's Face tries to deal with the fact that it was Photoshopped onto Captain Charlie Sheen's body. Froggy Fresh still can't believe you dunked on him. And Blonde Girl 2 keeps it professional. And they all cannot believe lighting farts could decimate a city like that, honest.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Detroit

Feel the Heat.

The lineup: Two of the most respected actors in Hollywood. Playing cops. Again.

Fart Factor: a low 2.7 out of 10. Suspicion in the air, but no direct accusations. Al seems the more inquisitive one, but Bobby is insulted that you would even ask. So much so he's turning the tables on you...

Most likely fart suspect: Val Kilmer's fat ass. And it smells like sauerkraut.