Feel the Heat.

The lineup: Two of the most respected actors in Hollywood. Playing cops. Again.

Fart Factor: a low 2.7 out of 10. Suspicion in the air, but no direct accusations. Al seems the more inquisitive one, but Bobby is insulted that you would even ask. So much so he's turning the tables on you...

Most likely fart suspect: Val Kilmer's fat ass. And it smells like sauerkraut.

Don't ask, don't smell.

The lineup:

Two stock-photography soldiers in basic training strain their muscles and bowels alike.

Fart factor:

8 out of 10.

Most likely fart suspect:

It's a highly proven scientific fact that strenuous physical activity causes additional biscuits of air to propel themselves into our atmosphere. And to that end (pun intended), these guys sure are propelling something. They'll make it. Damn right they'll make it. Both of them farted. Each in their own way.