Special Guest Entry: "Congratulations, It's A Fart!"

Submitted by old school hip hop DJ John Reid, a terrible Lindsay Lohan vehicle:


The Lineup: Lindsay Lohan looks up at us as we catch her farting an M.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Lindsay's been doing so much coke, she glows and apparently reeks of urine. This has affected her gastrointestinal tract, causing her to excrete out offensive bits of gas. Most recently, "I Know Who Killed Me" and "Herbie Fully Loaded."

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Lindsay, although she'll most likely blame her Dad.

1757: The Year of the French, Brits, and Farts.

Ed: the following is a guest submission from frequent reader Jessica Foster.

The Line Up:

Hawkeye, a white guy that thinks he's an Indian and Cora, a hot white
chick that hates guys that wear powdered wigs.

Fart Factor:

10 out of 10

The most likely stinky 18th century air punisher:

By the look on Cora's face, she is admiring a fart, most likely of
her own. No one loves the smell of other peoples' farts. By the proud
but a little distant look on Hawkeye's face, we can see that he is
torn between falling even more madly in love with his woman because
she can smell so bad it's good, or he is repulsed, knowing she
probably crapped in her Expensive English frocks.