Special Guest Entry: "Congratulations, It's A Fart!"

Submitted by old school hip hop DJ John Reid, a terrible Lindsay Lohan vehicle:


The Lineup: Lindsay Lohan looks up at us as we catch her farting an M.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Lindsay's been doing so much coke, she glows and apparently reeks of urine. This has affected her gastrointestinal tract, causing her to excrete out offensive bits of gas. Most recently, "I Know Who Killed Me" and "Herbie Fully Loaded."

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Lindsay, although she'll most likely blame her Dad.

WFF--Freaky Friday (2003)

Overall Fart Factor: 9

The Smell of Adolescence.

The Lineup:

Rachel McAdams and her two lesser-known friends try to act cool while inhaling Lilo's air biscuit. Rachel seems to be able to pull it off, but the other two can't. The other two range from dumbfounded to slightly disappointed.  If they're going to be able to make it on sets, the smell of potent Hollywood gas is something they'll need to not only get used to, but also learn to love. If they can't handle queefs from Lindsay, imagine if Jon Lovitz was co-starring. Or Eugene Levy. Or Tommy Lasorda. Ow.

Fart Factor: 

6 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Lilo.