Reboot

The Lineup: Some of Hollywood's most talented veteran actresses. You know all their names, except maybe Debra Messing's.

Fart Factor: An obvious 9 out of 10. Annette Bening tries to not let it interrupt a call with her agent. Jada Pinkett-Smith tries to fan it away towards Debra Messing's open mouth (gross). And Meg Ryan curls her already post-op, unnaturally-curled lip. Eva Mendez looks hotly recalcitrant.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Man, she is so hot. I'm not into farts, but I'd let her.

WFF--Peeping Tom (1960)

Overall Fart Factor: 7.5 out of 10.

Why Shoot At All?

The lineup: To a hapless geek, Lord Voldemort, Bullseye, and Professor Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody. To normal filmgoers, the pussy from English Patient, Alexander the Great, and the fat guy who got zombie blood in his eye in 28 Days Later.

Fart Factor: 7.3 out of 10. Ralph Fiennes (annoyingly pronounced Raph Fine or something like that) looks puzzled but amused. Colin Farrell seems defensive, even with a gun in his hand. Brendan Gleeson just looks disappointed in it all. And the swan thinks its mate is calling.

Most likely fart suspect: Colin Farrell is obviously lactose intolerant. It's causing cramping and farts that even an overcoat can't hide.