No, It's Not.

The Lineup: The inimitable Meryl Streep and Stephen Baldwin's fat brother star in this year's box office Dutch oven.

Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 2 for mystery.

Most Likely Fart Factor: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.

Warm Off the Presses

The lineup: Central Islip Millionairess Varsha Mahender Sabhnani and her husband, Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani. Both have been accused of physically abusing and basically enslaving their Indonesian servants.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Being embroiled in legal troubles must have done a number on both of their digestions, because they both know something is in the air. One spouse looks scornful. The other, resentful. At least he's outside.

Most likely fart suspect: They are BOTH guilty. Those poor Indonesian houseworkers! Who can work 18 hours straight in those conditions?