The Lineup: The inimitable Meryl Streep and Stephen Baldwin's fat brother star in this year's box office Dutch oven.
Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 2 for mystery.
Most Likely Fart Factor: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
No, It's Not.
The Lineup: The inimitable Meryl Streep and Stephen Baldwin's fat brother star in this year's box office Dutch oven.
Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 2 for mystery.
Most Likely Fart Factor: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Farty Keitel
(Alternate Title: Somebody Light a Cage Match)
The Lineup: The two leads from "Ghost Rider." I guess it was such a lucrative movie that they decided to team up again.
Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. Nicolas Cage gives that intense Nicolas Cage squint– he suspects that maybe whoever farted is hiding under the Declaration of Independence. Eva Mendes (I've gone on record saying I'd let her fart on me) looks more disappointed than anything. And a bunch of miniature cops have to sit in the big ol' stink cloud.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Nicolas Cage. What an a-hole.
The Lineup: The two leads from "Ghost Rider." I guess it was such a lucrative movie that they decided to team up again.
Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. Nicolas Cage gives that intense Nicolas Cage squint– he suspects that maybe whoever farted is hiding under the Declaration of Independence. Eva Mendes (I've gone on record saying I'd let her fart on me) looks more disappointed than anything. And a bunch of miniature cops have to sit in the big ol' stink cloud.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Nicolas Cage. What an a-hole.
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