Showing posts with label Explosion between the legs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Explosion between the legs. Show all posts

Monday, April 26, 2010

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

No, It's Not.


The Lineup: The inimitable Meryl Streep and Stephen Baldwin's fat brother star in this year's box office Dutch oven.

Fart Factor: 8 for intensity. 2 for mystery.

Most Likely Fart Factor: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

It was you, all right.

The Lineup:

"Promises", a Canadian-based pop group that made waves in the late 1970s with their hit "Baby, It's You." The group is made up of Leslie, Jed, and Benny. And they're all siblings!

Fart Factor:
7 out of 10. All are stoic against the stink. They were raised right.
Leslie later went on to record two songs for the 2001 Dennis Hopper movie "Choke." The two brothers wound up dancing jigs at farmers markets.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Contrary to popular belief, overalls don't cover everything. Jed did it.

Monday, January 7, 2008

The wind in your hair. The sun at your back. The farts in your face.

The Lineup:
The Hell's Angels are dangerous. They deal drugs. They run guns. They kill people. Their farts are also dangerous. If you stop to think about it, it's a matter of simple physics: moving on a piece of heavy machinery at a great speed can only ramp up the stank of an explosion from one's nether regions. Common sense, kemosabes. 

Above, we see from left to right Sludge, Snake, and Beetlebrow getting rowdy as they ramp up their hijinx with beer, black denim (and leather, in Sludge's case), and loud, violent gas.

Fart Factor:
8.5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Snake