Attracting Flies

The lineup: A windswept Hilary Swank and the little blonde girl from Bridge To Tarabithia, not to be confused with the little blonde girl from Atonement.

Fart Factor: 5 out of 10. There is something in the air. An unsettling hum of something big on the horizon. A silence broken by an oncoming roar. Somebody's eaten a barbacoa burrito from Chipotle and you cannot stop the methane onslaught: Poot!

Most Likely Fart Factor: Hilary doesn't want to hear the truth. But sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to take. The truth lies within her. But not for long.

It was you, all right.

The Lineup:

"Promises", a Canadian-based pop group that made waves in the late 1970s with their hit "Baby, It's You." The group is made up of Leslie, Jed, and Benny. And they're all siblings!

Fart Factor:
7 out of 10. All are stoic against the stink. They were raised right.
Leslie later went on to record two songs for the 2001 Dennis Hopper movie "Choke." The two brothers wound up dancing jigs at farmers markets.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Contrary to popular belief, overalls don't cover everything. Jed did it.