Spider-Pants Tingling!

The Lineup: Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy, and Miles Morales

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Gwen doesn't need spider-senses to smell that whopper. Miles thinks it could be from a nearby lurker. And Peter oddly seems nonchalant.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: PLOT TWIST! THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER

No, Not In the Wind Tunnel!

The lineup: Mojo Morgan's Hoochie Coochie Band, self described as "A band whose every live performance is a powerful energetic mixture of Alternative Rock giving 100%." Which means playing .38 Special and Steve Miller covers on $3 pitcher night.


Fart Factor: 6.5 out of 10. From left to right, Vocalist Mojo steadies himself as he lets eagles fly. Guitarist Simon sits through the ordeal, looking to the side for an escape. Bass player Nik leans over to separate the ass cheeks for a larger reverb effect. Stevie the drummer makes a mental note to check his pants after the shoot. And two people in the far distance argue over whether the band gets paid that night or not.

Most likely fart suspect: A twofer- Mojo and Nik. They're always playing lead, anyway.