Showing posts with label snow leopards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snow leopards. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"It's As If She Evaporated Through the Walls..."

A WFP first: A request by Anonymous:


The Lineup: Let's see... Leonardo Dicaprio standing over a barren miniature prison island. And he had to light a match to belay the stink. Yep, that's it.

Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. No mystery here. Maybe Leonardo is going crazy like he did in "The Beach" or "The Basketball Diaries" or "The Aviator" and suspects someone other than himself.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Himself.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Aroma Therapy.

The Lineup:
2 docs finish up another 120-hour work week by releasing some much-needed posterior pressure.  

Fart Factor:
7 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The male and female doctor clearly have a routine. He farts, she basks in the rosy glow. There's something for both of them in this relationship. Stinkybottom, M.D. lets loose here with the type of slow, deliberate gas that can only be caused by a week of hospital cafeteria food. Though it was mostly the pudding.