"It's As If She Evaporated Through the Walls..."

A WFP first: A request by Anonymous:


The Lineup: Let's see... Leonardo Dicaprio standing over a barren miniature prison island. And he had to light a match to belay the stink. Yep, that's it.

Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. No mystery here. Maybe Leonardo is going crazy like he did in "The Beach" or "The Basketball Diaries" or "The Aviator" and suspects someone other than himself.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Himself.

Garlic would be an improvement.

The Lineup:

Dracula and an unsuspecting victim. What she's lacking in blood she appears to be making up for in toxic fumes inhaled.

Fart Factor:

7 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Dracula. If you think that was bad, you should smell what happens when he turns into a bat.

Now Would Be a Good Time To Wave.

The Line Up: Princes William and Harry. Don't know which is which. If I did, that would mean I am gay.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. 8 out of 10 if you convert from pounds to dollars.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The two are notoriously mischievous, so it's hard to say. (Didn't one dress like a Nazi once?) But if I were a wagering man, I'd say the prince to the left. He's younger and it looks like he just finished a one-cheek sneak. Keep a stiff upper lip. Don't ruffle any feathers.