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Here's an old movie, but let's play anyway:

The Lineup: Some guy I've never seen before and some woman I've never heard of. Just kidding! It's the most famous bachelor on the planet, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas Sheen!

Fart Factor: A solid (or gaseous?) 8 out of 10. Clooney is both accusatory and guilty-looking. But Zeta Jones appears that she pointed her ass his way.

Most Likely Fart Factor: Sean Penn. He volunteered.

That smells vapid.

After seeing this poster, I immediately decided anything written about foulness and bad smells would somehow feel redundant. So I'll be brief.

The Lineup:

2 famous-for-being-famous socialites bring awful odor to quintessential middle America.

Fart Factor:

7 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Nicole's nose is wrinkled in suspicion of stink. So we therefore must choose between a small dog and the other one. And I think we all know the answer.