Department of Redundancy Department.

There's no need to write anything about this whatsoever. Fill in the blanks, people.

That smells vapid.

After seeing this poster, I immediately decided anything written about foulness and bad smells would somehow feel redundant. So I'll be brief.

The Lineup:

2 famous-for-being-famous socialites bring awful odor to quintessential middle America.

Fart Factor:

7 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Nicole's nose is wrinkled in suspicion of stink. So we therefore must choose between a small dog and the other one. And I think we all know the answer.

Garlic would be an improvement.

The Lineup:

Dracula and an unsuspecting victim. What she's lacking in blood she appears to be making up for in toxic fumes inhaled.

Fart Factor:

7 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Dracula. If you think that was bad, you should smell what happens when he turns into a bat.