Overwhelming Musk

The Lineup: A confused girl, a dashing but disturbing mammalian CG creature, and a boy with a whole jar of product in his hair.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. The girl seems disturbed by the sudden sound. The rat-cat-Indiana Jones-thingy takes it all in stride, and the boy hopes that dragon's fire dissipates the smell soon.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The Crocodile. Those weren't swamp bubbles! 

 

Cover Your Nose, Mouth, and Ass

From a Flu Prevention flyer I got at work:


The Lineup: Happy black chick, worried accountant lady, aloof white dude, concerned Asian woman, unconcerned young intern, white-haired dude who's breaking the fourth fucking wall, and Kristen Wiig who just saw the box office receipts for "MacGruber."

Fart Factor: a heavy, dense 8 out of 10. Black chick doesn't smell or care. Worried accountant just gagged, aloof white dude is thinking of a math solution to get him out of there, concerned Asian woman wonders what smells like kobe beef, unconcerned young intern is sexting her boyfriend who's cheating on her, white-haired dude SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT THE FUCKING CAMERA, and Kristen Wiig should not have taken the part in "MacGruber."

Most Likely Fart Suspect: (as circled by Tom Weingard):

This One's Too Easy

I mean, the title of the movie, the look on the kids' faces, even the tagline are all such softballs for this website. I mean, why not just call it "Farty Farthing and the Forty Fartsters" while you're at it?

If this blog were a lion, it would give this movie poster to its young so they can learn to hunt.

My pickup died. My wife left me. Then, I soiled my drawers.

The Lineup:
2 country stars take themselves and their gaseous elements so seriously, even a hat with a wide brim can't conceal it. Their horses ran away after their nostrils became filled with fury.

Fart Factor:
A twangy 7 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
They both did. Because that's what America would do. Consider it Farts for Freedom.