Showing posts with label most farts per capita. Show all posts
Showing posts with label most farts per capita. Show all posts

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Stink and I


The Lineup: Nell and not Yul Brynner.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. In a battle of wills, East collides with West, and a rank cirrus cloud of stank permeates through the silk. Jodie Foster begs the king's pardon, and Chow Yun-Fat smiles through the awkward moment, trying to rise above it.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Chow.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The wheels on the bus go pffth pffth pffth.

The Lineup:
Four hungover college students from Texas A&M take the bus back from a debaucherous, regretful evening in which they probably all did each other and don't remember any of it.

Fart Factor:
6 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
If nothing else, one thing is prevalent throughout all facial expressions in this photo: apathy. From the girl begrudgingly texting to her friend thinking about whether or not her compadre wore protection, everyone's defeated at this point. The day-after beer fart let loose by the guy in the sunglasses garners a half-second of entertainment in a sea of bleakness for his orange-shirted buddy, but don't be fooled: this day has no hope. No one else even notices, or cares.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Quick, inhale the asbestos!


The Lineup:
3 construction workers. When you're working your fingernails to the grindstone, you're bound to let a few slip. After all, it's not like you can get any dirtier. These guys may have the most farts per capita of any of our previous posts. Except that bearded fat guy.


Fart Factor:
5 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The man on the right. What is that hole in the crotch of his pants? Is it part of a burning flame?