Who Farted Photos

Monday, April 23, 2012

SMEL AMI

Finally, a new WFP post! Sorry if I haven't posted since September, but I've been busy playing the lottery and hoarding.

The Lineup: Uma, Kristin, Twilight, and Wednesday. All somehow dressed in the Google logo colors.

Fart Factor: A lukewarm 4. Uma ain't tellin' nobody nuthin'. Kristin looks around to see what smells as bad as "The English Patient." Sparkly boy wishes he could fan out his waistcoat, and Christina wonders what happened to the rest of her neck.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Google! They do everything now!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Seriously, Who Farted?

The Lineup: Some teen dude with sideburns, some Latina chick, some white blond dude, some white blonde girl, and two brunettes.

Fart Factor: Pretty high. About a 7.9. Dude's like, what? Latina chicks like, ah no you di-in't! Blond dude's like, huh? Blonde chick's like, my fingers are on fire, but did somebody just drop major ass here in the woods? And the two brunette Kardashian-wannabes are all like, bitch, you better fess up.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Latina chick! Ay, chihuahua!

Friday, July 8, 2011

Unfortunate Album Cover Of The Month

Hip hop artist Faze releases "Ready To Go."

Not really much to add here. Just that his fart probably sounded like a broken trumpet.

Friday, March 25, 2011

No Title Change Necessary

Here's an old movie, but let's play anyway:

The Lineup: Some guy I've never seen before and some woman I've never heard of. Just kidding! It's the most famous bachelor on the planet, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas Sheen!

Fart Factor: A solid (or gaseous?) 8 out of 10. Clooney is both accusatory and guilty-looking. But Zeta Jones appears that she pointed her ass his way.

Most Likely Fart Factor: Sean Penn. He volunteered.