Overall Fart Factor: 7.5 out of 10.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
"Fartknockers" Was Taken.
The lineup: A who's who of B and C-grade celebrities, all playing FBI profilers trying to find a serial killer in a terrible, terrible movie. Time is running out. And so is their oxygen supply.
Fart Factor: 7.5 out of 10. (clockwise from top) LL is that type of guy to drop gas and never tell. Random model chick feels threatened but pretty. Jonny Lee Miller stays cool but doesn't inhale. Kathryn Morris wishes her nose could disappear wherever her ears went. Random other dude warily (and wisely) keeps his mouth closed. Val Kilmer would like another meatball hoagie and a comb. And Christian Slater can't believe he's still in movies.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: The watering eyeball in the secret square points at the shooter– K.M.!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
New WFP Segment: Who Farted Freestyle!
Introducing a new segment without Lineup or Most Likely Fart Factor. Let's Freestyle with the 1982 film TRON!
Overall Fart Factor: 6
Overall Fart Factor: 6
Monday, June 9, 2008
The Big One.
The lineup: You know 'em, you love 'em. The big boys of WWII in the historic Yalta Conference. And somebody here farted al fresco.
Fart Factor: 7 out of 10. Winston pushes the troops to France. FDR steels himself for a second air attack. Stalin prepares for another Great Purge. Three strong-willed leaders. Three unfortunate chairs.
Most Likely Fart Factor: Both Churchill and Roosevelt were known for frontal offensives. Only Stalin executed rear attacks.
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