Friday, May 30, 2014

"Left Behind," Indeed


The Lineup: Nicolas Cage, Jordin Sparks, and the Nebraska City Theatre Players.

Fart Factor: An apocalyptic 8.4 out of 10. Jordin Sparks tries to wring the odor out of her keffiyeh. Blonde Girl 1 keeps it casual. Nicolas Cage's Face tries to deal with the fact that it was Photoshopped onto Captain Charlie Sheen's body. Froggy Fresh still can't believe you dunked on him. And Blonde Girl 2 keeps it professional. And they all cannot believe lighting farts could decimate a city like that, honest.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Detroit

Monday, February 10, 2014

An Abusive Relationship

From the Hindi movie "Darling:"



The Lineup: Some grunge-loving Indian guy from Seattle, circa 1996 and his gigantic, projected girlfriend.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. The girl seems to enjoy how our wifebeater-and-huge-British-Knights-wearing hero cuts one right in her face and then smashes her forehead with his paper-thin geetar.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: LOVE






Thursday, December 19, 2013

SCHUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



The Lineup: SCHHUHHHHH!! SCHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCHUUUUUUUUUHH!

Fart Factor: SCHUHHH! SCCCCHHUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! SCCCCCCUUHHHHHHHH! SCCCCUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

New WFP Segment: THIS IS REAL

This was recently posted by a crewman on the International Space Station, and yes, THIS IS REAL
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Accusations Fly


The Lineup: Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, and a bunch of stage hands who don't realize they're in the shot.

Fart Factor: An intense 5.8 out of 10. Henry tries to rise above the cloud of suspicion, but Vera retreats into the fog as unnamed masses finger the flatulent.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Twist ending! This guy: