Sunday, September 25, 2011

Seriously, Who Farted?


The Lineup: Some teen dude with sideburns, some Latina chick, some white blond dude, some white blonde girl, and two brunettes.

Fart Factor: Pretty high. About a 7.9. Dude's like, what? Latina chicks like, ah no you di-in't! Blond dude's like, huh? Blonde chick's like, my fingers are on fire, but did somebody just drop major ass here in the woods? And the two brunette Kardashian-wannabes are all like, bitch, you better fess up.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Latina chick! Ay, chihuahua!

Friday, July 8, 2011

Unfortunate Album Cover Of The Month

Hip hop artist Faze releases "Ready To Go."



Not really much to add here. Just that his fart probably sounded like a broken trumpet.

Friday, March 25, 2011

No Title Change Necessary



Here's an old movie, but let's play anyway:

The Lineup: Some guy I've never seen before and some woman I've never heard of. Just kidding! It's the most famous bachelor on the planet, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas Sheen!

Fart Factor: A solid (or gaseous?) 8 out of 10. Clooney is both accusatory and guilty-looking. But Zeta Jones appears that she pointed her ass his way.

Most Likely Fart Factor: Sean Penn. He volunteered.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Thank You, Soap Opera Digest

Thanks, S.O.D. for giving Who Farted Photos an endless supply of material.


"General Gaspital"


"One Life To Whiff"


"As The Seat Rumbles"


"The Young & The Breathless"

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

A Great Source For Gas

So I discovered the motherlode of terrific "Who Farted" photos in an unexpected source: Soap Opera Digest. Who knew?







Monday, November 8, 2010

#31: Beef and Broccoli


The Lineup: The Japanese dude from Inception, John Cusack, the woman from Miami Vice, and Chow Yun-Fat. All looking like they're pissing on a city below.

Fart Factor: An intriguing 5.7 out of 10. Ken Watanabe arches an accusing eyebrow. John Cusack tries to get Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" out of his head, Li Gong bravely sits through the gas, and Chow Yun-Fat wishes he could backflip out of there.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Chow Yun-Fat. You could tell because the fart smelled hard boiled. Get it?