Monday, February 10, 2014

An Abusive Relationship

From the Hindi movie "Darling:"



The Lineup: Some grunge-loving Indian guy from Seattle, circa 1996 and his gigantic, projected girlfriend.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. The girl seems to enjoy how our wifebeater-and-huge-British-Knights-wearing hero cuts one right in her face and then smashes her forehead with his paper-thin geetar.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: LOVE






Thursday, December 19, 2013

SCHUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



The Lineup: SCHHUHHHHH!! SCHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCHUUUUUUUUUHH!

Fart Factor: SCHUHHH! SCCCCHHUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! SCCCCCCUUHHHHHHHH! SCCCCUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

New WFP Segment: THIS IS REAL

This was recently posted by a crewman on the International Space Station, and yes, THIS IS REAL
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Accusations Fly


The Lineup: Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, and a bunch of stage hands who don't realize they're in the shot.

Fart Factor: An intense 5.8 out of 10. Henry tries to rise above the cloud of suspicion, but Vera retreats into the fog as unnamed masses finger the flatulent.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Twist ending! This guy:


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Italy Stinks


The Lineup: Josh Duhahauhahmel and Veronica Mars pile into a small European car and fill it with garlic-smelling methane.

Fart Factor: A harmless rom-com 4 out of 10. He ain't mad, and she ain't tellin'!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: "Did I poot? Mi dispiace!"