Sunday, September 25, 2011

Seriously, Who Farted?

The Lineup: Some teen dude with sideburns, some Latina chick, some white blond dude, some white blonde girl, and two brunettes.

Fart Factor: Pretty high. About a 7.9. Dude's like, what? Latina chicks like, ah no you di-in't! Blond dude's like, huh? Blonde chick's like, my fingers are on fire, but did somebody just drop major ass here in the woods? And the two brunette Kardashian-wannabes are all like, bitch, you better fess up.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Latina chick! Ay, chihuahua!