Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Making The Ice Crack.

From the DVD menu to the indie movie "Frozen River:"

The Lineup: (from left to right) Stan Marsh, Shaun White, Holly Hunter, and the Star Wars kid. And two people drive away, disgusted.

Fart Factor: 4.3 out of 10. Kid mopes. Teen denies. Mom sniffs. Nerd ignores.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The little kid is hiding his face because his ass has already spoken.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Unfortunate Album Cover of the Month

From the hardcore band Structures, what is supposed to depict something awesome like a volcano in the ocean looks like an old man's chapped ass after a trip to Del Taco.