Saturday, July 23, 2016

WHOA! That Hurts!

The Lineup: Tiny Keanu, who looks like he really let out a painful one. Large Floating Keanu, who is judging you SO HARD. And Large Floating Morgan Freeman, who regrets to get involved with any of it.

Fart Factor: Pretty huge. Like a 10 out of 10. That fart is so powerful, it's emitting light at the end of the tunnel. And notice how both floating heads are keeping their mouths shut.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Tiny Keanu better run before those floating heads catch their breath long enough to eat him.

Who Was That?

Editor's Note: Good God, it's almost been TWO YEARS since the last post?!

The Lineup: Christopher 1,  Christopher 2, Christopher 3, Christopher 4.

Fart Factor: A solid 4 out of 4. The tension between them is tangible. And smellable.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Take your pick- you'll be correct.