Thursday, July 16, 2009
The Lineup: The guy from "In Search Of," the old black woman from "Heroes," and the Priceline Negotiator.
Fart Factor: Warp 7, Captain. We've picked up readings of a noxious methane leak in the cabin, with possible traces of sulfur. Changing scanner frequency to isolate the source.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Not to narc him out, but I saw Sulu in the break room eating space egg rolls.
Friday, July 10, 2009
The Lineup: Jennifer and Dave.
Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Dave is having a hard time listening either because he wants to catch a peek at her "Rachel" or because he can't hear her over the loud butt clap.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Sorry, we're all out of time. Good night, folks!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
The Lineup: A princess, a brain, and an athlete.
Fart Factor: Pretty high. I heard a noise from the other room, and I know it was one of you. So you better tell me who it was right now. You know what? You just bought yourself another Saturday, mister.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: The big statue. At least that's what the basket case said.